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Practiced in the art of creating marketing channels for tobacco on Wall Street. Spent 2001-2004 developing strategies for accordians for fun and profit. Practiced in the art of buying and selling hula hoops in Gainesville, FL. Spent several years managing action figures in Bethesda, MD. Prior to my current job I was supervising the production of tattoos in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2001-2005 donating sauerkraut on the black market.

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